He's a lumberjack and it's OK,
Seems anyone can run for office - as long as they're not gay!
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I'm not exactly a fan of traditional beauty pageants, but the upside is they're supposed to provide a steady legion of Stepford women who are supposed to enjoy travel and looking after animals and children. John McTainted's newly announced vice-presidential running mate Sarah Palin is the exception to this rule. Palin won the Miss Wasilla title in 1984 and placed second in the Miss Alaska competition, but she's no ordinary beauty queen....
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