It's only paranoia if they aren’t out to get you right? So the jury's still out on Mr. Radivoje Lajic. The Bosnian native is developing a slight persecution complex, to say the least, after a series of five meteorites landed on his property in the village of Gornja Lamovite.
"I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense," says Lajic. "The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit five times has to be deliberate."
The first missile from space hit its target in November. Since then four more space rocks have rained down on Lajic in this alien campaign of shock and awe. The strikes always happen during heavy rain, so the only time Lajic feels safe is when the skies are clear. In an effort to strengthen his defenses, Lajic has reinforced the roof of his home with a steel girder.
"I did not know what the strange-looking stones were at first but I have since had them all confirmed as meteorites by experts at Belgrade University," says Lajic. Belgrade University is now investigating local magnetic fields to see if they can shed any light on the ET assault.
"I am being targeted by aliens. They are playing games with me," complains Lajic. "I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike."
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