A new survey has revealed that Librans are the unluckiest drivers, suffering more breakdowns than those born under any other star sign. The research was done by the R.A.C., a British motoring organization that is similar to America's Auto Club. Pisceans were the luckiest drivers, experiencing over 40,000 less breakdowns than unlucky Librans.
The survey also revealed that Brits are more likely to know the laws of the zodiac than the rules of the road. Of those surveyed, 42% admitted to reading their horoscope in the past year, while just 12% had read the Highway Code (the UK equivalent to our Drivers Handbook).
Drivers who are willing to tempt fate, at least where their license plate is concerned, are also among the luckiest however. The report noted that, "registrations that include the number '13' are 25% less likely to break down than average" and that "cars with '666' in the number plate are 15% less likely to break down than average."
While being bad news for Libran NASCAR diver Dale Earnhardt, Jr., this survey may indicate an unexpected upside for devil-worshiping witches who drive.
The full star sign league table is (from unluckiest to luckiest):
- 1. Libra
- 2. Capricorn
- 3. Aquarius
- 4. Virgo
- 5. Sagittarius
- 6. Leo
- 7. Aries
- 8. Scorpio
- 9. Gemini
- 10. Cancer
- 11. Taurus
- 12. Pisces

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